I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
people who smile in selfies are not to be trusted, what are you smiling about? what is there to be happy about? you fucking communist
my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation